February 2012
3 posts
On class mobility, "the track"
The track to unequivocal success: Top 1% of High School -> Ivy League -> Investment Bank -> Private Equity/Hedge Fund Where I stand right now: Top 30% of High School -> State School -> ? Is there an existential consulting firm somewhere that can help me bridge the gap? I know I’m leagues behind, but certainly there’s a Generally Accepted Accounting Principles...
Feb 19th
On hella
Common usage: As a modifier, e.g. “that donut looks hella good” As an affirmation of agreement, e.g. “do you want to get donuts?” “hella” Suggested usage: As a standardized unit of measurement, e.g. “may I please have two helladonuts?
Feb 14th
On the gradual suckage of television
After Lost, most shows can be described using the ad lib, “Lost if it had _______.” Selected examples: Terra Nova: “Lost if it had dinosaurs.” The Walking Dead: “Lost if it had zombies.” The River: “Lost if it had… a river.”
Feb 13th